I'm going to my Magic Club in Blackburn this Sunday to see a guy lecture who is my sort of performer.
! His name is David Hemingway and comedy magic has been his game for many a year. If there's any magicians reading this that wants to see this exclusive lecture then just go to OUR WEBSITE to find out more details. You'll be most welcome.
I went to the gym to-day...
They've got a new machine in. Only used it for half an hour and started to feel sick. It's great though. It does everything,- Kit Kats, Mars bars, Snickers, Crisps, the lot!
Fuel Prices Up Again!!!
Maybe my free pdf will help? You'll find it HERE.
Want to see something really amazing?
These are actually carved from real books using surgical tools. ! Click this picture to see more of these amazing sculptures..... 
A great gag from a great comedy magician and colleague Peter Dean.....
! 'My wife was mortified when her PIP breast implant ruptured and began slowly leaking industrial grade silicone! ! However, she's now had her nipples pierced and we've been able to seal around the bath, shower tray and hand basin!'
| Who I Am . . .
Donald Monk's the name and I'm a Lancashire lad living in Blackburn.
I'm a retired Children's Home Manager, a semi-professional Magician, a Cartoonist / Illustrater, a trainee Millionaire and an all round nice guy. 
This is me,- handsome devil aint I ? With this blog I aim to provide you with lots of interesting, useful, amusing and even amazing things as we move along our merry way. October, 2009 was the start of this blog and also my 63rd birthday,- yes I'm really an 'owd codger' as they say here in Lancashire (You might find that I digress into Lancashire dialect sometimes and, if you're a foreigner, feel free to ask for a translation). 
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